stripedpants:

Please excuse my terrible dialogue.

I’ve been gone from the internet for 3 days, I don’t know how to do anything anymore. * __ * 

strifeclub:

Mom, Jane, and Jane being *~*classy ladies*~*.

merirodz:

I like the idea of Jane being super strong like John with his mangrit and…and carrying Mom Lalonde when she’s too drunk to walk and beating Jake in fisticuffs. yup.

hoo hoo! 

king-lainy:

HRRPY NEW YEAR dont get 2 drunk

mom is my favorite alpha kid sob she juST GIVES AND GIVES

So you’re John’s granddaughter? So he’s your human lusus????????

yeah whatever a lusus is hoo hoo! 

hey chums! hoo hoo!

youngmilflalonde:

frosting-fedora:

what happened? oh well i suppose it’s none of my darn business anyway. i just hope you’re alright. i’ve been doing pretty swell though

idk people are just fuckin asses and are harrasing me about a crush on someone i dont have

also my fuckin daughter or w/e says im not allowed to

have friends or some shit idfk

but its good to hear you have been swell

god i love how u say weird things like that omg

well that isn’t very nice of them! i’m sorry, buddy. just don’t let those silly hogswashbucklerhooves get to you okay? hoo hoo! what weird things? 

youngmilflalonde:

frosting-fedora:

youngmilflalonde:

frosting-fedora started following you

omg jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i missed you

SO much

oh! hoo hoo! hello there lalonde! :B how’s it going?

shitty ugh

people are fuckin mean sometims

*sometimos

*always

how have u been 

what happened? oh well i suppose it’s none of my darn business anyway. i just hope you’re alright. i’ve been doing pretty swell though